Champions League Follower Pillows

Rafa Benitez

Raheem Sterling

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

World Cup Fever

Martin O'Neill

Micheal Schumacher.

Victim support

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

Football junkie.

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

John Terry

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

Roberto di Matteo

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

Roberto Mancini

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Let the game begin.

The Alter of Football

Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?