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"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

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"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

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NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

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"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market