American Football Follower Pillows

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

Raheem Sterling

No Baseball

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

'That was some hit!'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

John Terry

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

Forged signed memorabilia.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

Psych up for the game!

Forever Football Fan

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.