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'Psych!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

No Baseball

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

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The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

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"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"Is that one of your wood dodging balls?"

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

Cam Newton

"Did you watch the super bowl?"