Nfl Fan Pillows

My sister is driving us crazy practicing for her play. Ignore her. Girls all think they're going to be movie stars. It's why they'll never rule. Yeah. They can't handle real work. Like NFL Quarterback. Or Guitar Hero.

The Jay Cutler football.

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'Everyone go long and... um... oh yeah. Rusty will stay back and block.'

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Raheem Sterling

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Uptight End"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"