Nfl Followers Gifts

'Psych!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

No Baseball

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"Is that one of your wood dodging balls?"

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

'That was some hit!'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"