American Football Aficionados Gifts

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

A skier and a paraglider

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Soccer Moms

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'Those with a lot of Money.'

The pop-up book of fighters

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

Goal Post Ape.

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Thoughts of Fall

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!