American Football Enthusiast Gifts

'That was some hit!'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Egyptian Football

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Big Football

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Penalty

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

End of football season - UK

Edinson Cavani

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"