American Football Lover Gifts

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

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NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

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Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Thoughts of Fall

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'That was some hit!'

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"