Football Lover Gifts

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

Neymar

'Swop shirts? Mine's not a shirt - it's a tattoo!'

Wedding Day

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Vicente del Bosque

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

Vuvuzela bin.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Ease up, Dwayne! It was a fumble, and he already feels bad enough! You don't have to rub his nose in it!'

Football Applause

Man pulling down a womans top to reveal two footballs

The Ultimate Soccer-Mom

I like the Jets...I guess

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Raheem Sterling

Football

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'