Football Enthusiasts Gifts

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

It's a football Sunday down there! The endorphins stayed at the tailgate party and are missing a great game! Seconds to go, and our team is down by two points! The coaching staph has sent in a play, and the neuron is calling the signals. The defense expected an adrenaline rush, but they lofted a high pass to a helium atom! Time for one more play! Yay! Woo hoo! Are they close enough to try a field goal? I think so, they're surrounded by blood cells! Yes! They're in the red zone!

"Here, take it if you want it so much!"

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

Donald Trump and NFL

"At Rovers' stadium, that would be a yellow card."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Punt Cake

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Football

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Raheem Sterling

Bears

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.