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Thanksgiving Day Traditions

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'You slips have been watching football again.'

Sports Medicine.

'Touchdown!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'It doesn't make you less of a man if you can't understand the off-side rule.'

"The robot you sold me is cheaper and more precise than my human workers, but I can't discuss the football with it and it doesn't fetch my coffee!"

Trust me, I can get open!

'Now what?!'

'Gosh, you seem to know a lot about soccer. I like that in a coach.'

"Today we're gonna find out what you're made of, Wienerschmidt!"

Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the vase.

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

Plug-In Ball

Pilgrims and Wampanoag men celebrate Thanksgiving by playing football.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I like to mix it up a bit now and then.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'To be honest you weren't my first choice...'

'Tilt your head a little to the right! I'm losing the Aloha Bowl!'

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Rooney strenuously denies accusations of goal hanging.

88. 20. 911. That guy is always hurt.

'I wouldn't know, son -- I'm the football coach.'

"Uptight End"

Boink! It's a childproof cap!

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

After further review, I think this is a brutal game, and I hate myself for enjoying it. Oh, I mean, the call stands.