Sports Fan Gifts

Taking the dog for a walk.

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

John McEnroe

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I told him to do that."

Strikeout Dog

Tour de France

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded.

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

'When he started this shot, that wasn't a sand trap... it was just a divot.'

'Wimbledon - The British weather is causing ever more contentious line-calls.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"And the crowd roars."

No mattress,

Mixed Doubles.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

Competitive table tennis

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

All Star Team.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

Witches play at curling.

'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'

In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

'Is that true? - Did you assign my son homework over SUPERBOWL WEEKEND?'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'