Sports Fan Prints

Taking the dog for a walk.

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I told him to do that."

Tour de France

Strikeout Dog

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

'Wimbledon - The British weather is causing ever more contentious line-calls.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"And the crowd roars."

Mixed Doubles.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

No mattress,

Competitive table tennis

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

'Is that true? - Did you assign my son homework over SUPERBOWL WEEKEND?'

'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'

Witches play at curling.

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'

'Doctor told me to take plenty of iron,'

Bob's driving you crazy range.