Traditional Sports Fan Prints

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Raheem Sterling

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Spring Training

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"