Football Fanatics Gifts

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

I like the Jets...I guess

Ladies Football, Cancelled - "I heard their team colours clashed!"

Alan stood and pondered how his life might have been different...

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

'I'll be Manchester United - you can be the Glazer family.'

"Let's talk salary. How does Premier League footballer sound to you?"

'She'll be okay. She just had her bell rung.'

'Foul, what foul?'

'Are you crazy?! This guy is way too expensive to let him play football!'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

Too Big to Fail

'Psych!'

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Alf Ramsey

"Which do you prefer, football or sex?"

Football of the gods!

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Wembley Stadium

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

Brian McDermott

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Roy Hodgson

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

'I wish Nick Clegg had withdrawn Ukraine's goal.'

Napoleon Wenger

Football Fail!

Philipp Lahm

Football Time.

Peter Crouch