Football Fanatics Prints

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

I like the Jets...I guess

Alan stood and pondered how his life might have been different...

Ladies Football, Cancelled - "I heard their team colours clashed!"

'Psych!'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

"Let's talk salary. How does Premier League footballer sound to you?"

'Foul, what foul?'

'Are you crazy?! This guy is way too expensive to let him play football!'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

Football Time.

Football Fail!

'I wish Nick Clegg had withdrawn Ukraine's goal.'

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

Wembley Stadium

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Football of the gods!

"Which do you prefer, football or sex?"

Alf Ramsey

Sports Interviews are Stupid

Football Fish

Jogi Loew - His Secret Tactics for 2024. . .

"I don't care if it's his favorite show. I wanna watch football!"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

2020 season

Money and Football

"...For better or worse - two minute warning! -- in sickness and in health...."

Scarecrow Goalie