Football Fanatic Prints

"Mind if I put the game on?"

"He's got the ball, he's at the 30, the 20, the 10, he's running past the end zone, he's leaving the stadium..."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

U.S. vs United Kingdom Football Match

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'In the interest of full disclosure I feel you should know that for the remainder of this meeting I'll be sitting here quietly thinking about pro football.'

"I don't think much of their defence."

"Another meeting?"

Football crazy

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

"How about if this year you're in charge of the turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, green bean casserole, rolls, salads, and pies and I'm in charge of football viewing and bringing the little table up from the basement."

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'

'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'

Evolution

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'Always remember, Luke. This is the pros. When you win, they scratch you behind your ears. When you lose, they put you to sleep.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

'Sure I remember our 20th wedding anniversary - that was the year Denver beat Atlanta....'

"I'm going shopping and plan on spending thousands..."

Are You Bleeding Blind?

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

It's just a game vs. get real.

'Aw, come on ref - that was a dive...!'

A football team lines up under a guillotine.

"You always say you're just resting your eyes and then you end up hibernating."

'Perhaps we're not paying them enough money?'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.