Football Lover Prints

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

'Swop shirts? Mine's not a shirt - it's a tattoo!'

Wedding Day

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Ease up, Dwayne! It was a fumble, and he already feels bad enough! You don't have to rub his nose in it!'

Football Applause

Man pulling down a womans top to reveal two footballs

The Ultimate Soccer-Mom

I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Punt Cake

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

If nobody had invented graphics

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bears

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Football

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'