Footy Fanatic Gifts

"I think it's pretty serious, Doc...He slept through the game."

"I'm afraid we've done all we can for you, so we're off to the match."

'The World Cup is just a chance for overpaid, spoilt dilettantes to prance around at the fans' expense...and that's just the Fifa officials!'

'As I said at all my previous seventeen clubs, I'm a footballer, not a mercenary.'

The AFL Podium

'Can you get a move on with my dinner? The football will be on in ten minutes.'

Wages of footballer.

Football Crazy strip two

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

I can't wait for the footy season to start

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Go team!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Punt Cake

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'