Footy Fanatic Pillows

"I think it's pretty serious, Doc...He slept through the game."

"I'm afraid we've done all we can for you, so we're off to the match."

'As I said at all my previous seventeen clubs, I'm a footballer, not a mercenary.'

The AFL Podium

'Can you get a move on with my dinner? The football will be on in ten minutes.'

Wages of footballer.

Football Crazy strip two

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

I can't wait for the footy season to start

I like the Jets...I guess

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bears

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.