Fanatical Football Follower Gifts

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Football

Raheem Sterling

Bears

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

350 Feet.