Football Aficionados Gifts

"Latest Covid stats?"

"Maybe there would be more interest if we put up a football game on the large screen."

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

Goal Post Ape.

The Birth of Chinese Football

I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Punt Cake

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

If nobody had invented graphics

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bears

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Football

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Uptight End"

"All of a dither as per usual!"