Club Aficionados Gifts

"Golfing together has certainly brought father and son closer, mom. Especially after they were both kicked out of the club today."

Back to school.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

Dancing at the Clubs.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"The club scene is really changing."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

A skier and a paraglider

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Mine Host.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

England.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Party Party!

'Cheer up...'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

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