Club Culture Aficionado Gifts

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

Ravers.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

The Club

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Nerd night at the club.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Cybergoths.

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The DJ

'That's the last time we lie about our ages and go on a Club 18-30 holiday in Corfu...'

Dance Enthusiasts.

Lap Line-Dancing Club