Club Culture Aficionado Gifts

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

Ravers.

Back to school.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

The Club

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Cybergoths.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Nerd night at the club.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Dance Enthusiasts.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

'That's the last time we lie about our ages and go on a Club 18-30 holiday in Corfu...'

"Please take me to your club."