Club Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Are you even listening to me?"

Darby and Darby Club

Cybergoths.

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

"The club scene is really changing."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

The Club

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Nerd night at the club.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Dance Enthusiasts.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

The DJ

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"You. You. And you."

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

"I warned you not to mix the vitamin pills." - Vomiting letters of the alphabet.

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"Do you have any idea who I am?"