Club Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Are you even listening to me?"

Darby and Darby Club

Cybergoths.

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

"The club scene is really changing."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

The Club

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Nerd night at the club.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

The DJ

Dance Enthusiasts.

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

The Antisocial Social club - new members not welcome.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"You. You. And you."

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'