Club Culture Explorer Gifts

"I warned you not to mix the vitamin pills." - Vomiting letters of the alphabet.

I could have danced all night!

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Victorian Selfie

Greek A-Z Map,

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"The club scene is really changing."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Folk Wedding

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Closed for Renovation

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Mummy Tourist

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

A London gent abroad

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"