Culture Explorer Gifts

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'The trouble with a melting pot is that sombody always gets burned.'

"Remind me to demand a full refund for that 'Spanish Made Easy' course!"

'These kids and their text messaging...'

"That was nice, but I don't want to make it a regular thing."

'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"Run for your lives!! It's the coming of christianity!"

"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"

Buddhist Monks Enter a Self-Storage Depot

'I always wanted to go into medicine, but I was never much of a dancer.'

Spanish speaking English department

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

What a coincidence... they've invaded on Australia Day

'Acupuncture, but isn't that painful?"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Hey, you in town for the monster car show?'

Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.

"'The natives' village is our biggest tourist attraction. Natives don't live here anymore because they can't afford the admission charge."

American Goth.

Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

Easter Island Heads with Camcorder.

"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."

Lascar Woman in Whitechapel Opium Den

Viking Sissy Drink.

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

I love French.

Slalom

"Okay, who wants to kick off a discussion about the importance of change?"