Culture Explorer Gifts

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'The trouble with a melting pot is that sombody always gets burned.'

"Remind me to demand a full refund for that 'Spanish Made Easy' course!"

"That was nice, but I don't want to make it a regular thing."

'These kids and their text messaging...'

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"

Spanish speaking English department

'Acupuncture, but isn't that painful?"

What a coincidence... they've invaded on Australia Day

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'I always wanted to go into medicine, but I was never much of a dancer.'

'Hey, you in town for the monster car show?'

"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."

"'The natives' village is our biggest tourist attraction. Natives don't live here anymore because they can't afford the admission charge."

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.

Lascar Woman in Whitechapel Opium Den

Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?

Easter Island Heads with Camcorder.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Slalom

"Okay, who wants to kick off a discussion about the importance of change?"

I love French.

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'There goes civilization as we know it.'

'Mr and Mrs John Smith.'