Cultural Explorer Gifts

'Sorry, wrong house.'

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"Good morning, Nice queue You've all passed"

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

U.S. vs United Kingdom Football Match

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

A new Walmart store will be built on this site.

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'

'You don't really fit in around here, Peggy!'

Computer screen - Tech support is temporarily suspended due to a Hindu holiday.

"Let me put it this in terms you'll understand. First, you'll have to tell me what lanuage you're speaking"

Communication issues.

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I'm glad I wasn't born in France. My French is terrible.'

Disparate housewives.

'Pushing to the front of the queue is an automatic fail, I'm afraid, Mr. Singh.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

"Sometimes I think Rome is getting too multicultural."

'Mittens and Rufus wanted today's wedding ceremony to include traditions from both of their cultures.'

'Our study shows that good old American 'know how' now consists of getting tech support from India, buying cars from Japan, and clothes from China.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?

'Perhaps we need more multi-culturalism.'

'Mum! There's a fly in my soup...'

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

'Don't be offended. It's their customary greeting.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'