Cultural Adventurer Gifts

'What?'

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"Trust me, ayahuasca is totally safe and this shaman is the best in South America—you've got nothing to fear."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Alien David statue

Expense Culture Advice.

'C'mon - that Japanese restaurant is around here someplace.'

'You'll love it over there as long as you can pretend to be Canadians.'

"What, you no have fire yet, here, we get you some fire."

Bizarre Sights

See you at Charing Cross!

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.

"I'm going to travel the world to find myself..."

Easter Bunny Island

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Omara Portuondo

'Now that's an afro!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Culture Saturday

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Oymoticons