Cultural Expeditioner Gifts

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Alien David statue

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Omara Portuondo

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Stonehenge Explained

Cossack dancers

Ruddy bloggers!

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'