Cultural Explorers Gifts

Morris Men Behaving Badly

Let's do the continental.

'We have 90 words for snow. And 943 words for sex.'

'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

Hakagram.

'Tonight's guest is Sid Granger, who s going to talk about a recent trip Down Under...'

'Does the pope have an agenda for his visit to America?'

'Toss the caper.'

'I try to lie back and think of England but I'm not sure enough of its cultural identity.'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Picasso in El Paso.

Look! It's that new Japanese airline.

'A Concise map of world religions' ending with 'beer' in Australia

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Uh-oh."

"Hola, amigo! You got yourself a nice little barrio here!"

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

"Hey, this is America...talk English!"

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

Eskimo Lego set.

More Indians holidaying in Australia.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'Mr. Go-Where-The-Jobs-Are, your car pool is here.'

Shakuhachi!

'When did you start saying 'yuck' instead of 'ugh'?'

"Dad, when you say 'Life's a bowl of cherries' or 'Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs', what are you talking about?"

"I don't get Latino humor."

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

How the Northwest Was Won.