Cultural Exploration Gifts

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"I'm on the train."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Bourbon, rocks.'

Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'There's more to Scotland than haggis and golf!'

"I wanted to holiday at home...but in Spain!"

"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't know what you guys are doing, but it's certainly not a rain dance!!"

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

'So what do you do?'

The first cremation of an eskimo.

Japanese Restrooms: Men/Women/Sumos.

French and British sportsmen shooting

'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'

Omara Portuondo

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

"It's a shame you missed the eighties."

My spirit takes wing: Eastern philosophy & travel agency.

Swiss speaking clock

North London Craft Market. . .

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Don't say anything, but I've heard she's a mail-order bride.'

'Igloo!'

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

If you don't see what you want please ask

Yamadori from Madam Butterfly

Rabbi on the Roof with Dreidels

Gentlemen of Japan