Cultural Exploration Gifts

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"I'm on the train."

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.

'Bourbon, rocks.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'There's more to Scotland than haggis and golf!'

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

"I wanted to holiday at home...but in Spain!"

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't know what you guys are doing, but it's certainly not a rain dance!!"

Omara Portuondo

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

"It's a shame you missed the eighties."

'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

French and British sportsmen shooting

Japanese Restrooms: Men/Women/Sumos.

My spirit takes wing: Eastern philosophy & travel agency.

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

'So what do you do?'

The first cremation of an eskimo.

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."

Museum of 70's counter-culture

'Igloo!'

If you don't see what you want please ask

North London Craft Market. . .

Swiss speaking clock

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Don't say anything, but I've heard she's a mail-order bride.'

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'