Exploring Culture Gifts

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Omara Portuondo

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Now that's an afro!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Fly Fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Oymoticons