Exploring Culture Pillows

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Tourists

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Omara Portuondo

'Now that's an afro!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

World Tour.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

Sparkling Water

Where Indian ink came from.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"