Exotic Cultural Explorer Gifts

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Now that's an afro!'

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Witches Discover The Wok

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Zeus's Caddy

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Ruddy bloggers!

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Stonehenge Explained

EU and India partnership.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'