Ancient Culture Explorer Gifts

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Zeus's Caddy

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Ancient Egyptian casket with arm extensions.

Euripides

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Prehistoric school bus stop.

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Organic and Genetically Mummyfied.

The Colossal Issue

Hermes

Ancient Egyptians

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Ancient Racing

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Where Indian ink came from.

Physician tending a mummy.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Witches Discover The Wok

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!