Prehistoric Culture Explorer Gifts

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Zeus's Caddy

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'