Prehistoric Explorers Gifts

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

65 Million Years Ago

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."