Ancient Explorers Gifts

'I'd say it's a very recent mummy, since it's wrapped in duct tape.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Life after death"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The Gladiator.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Painted into a corner.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'