Ancient Tales Explorers Gifts

'My only suspicion was that they might be regifting.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Warrior Woman

Tourists in Egypt

You had me at vintage.

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Life after death"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Painted into a corner.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Freia and her golden apples

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Playing Pyramids

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'...and it must be self-fiancing.'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Pyramid Pull-a-Long

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Centaur Driver