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'My only suspicion was that they might be regifting.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

Warrior Woman

You had me at vintage.

"Life after death"

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Painted into a corner.

Freia and her golden apples

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Playing Pyramids

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'...and it must be self-fiancing.'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Centaur Driver

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow