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'What a stupid game. Who's going to want to play THAT?'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Life after death"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Conspiracy Theory Books

Painted into a corner.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

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