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'Im culturally deprived. Both my parents are classics professors, and I don't know a think about TV, movies, sports and popular music.'

Pyramid Pull-a-Long

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Goddess

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

Pompeii restoration project.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Painted into a corner.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Euripides