Ancient World Wanderer T-Shirts

Goddess

Sand Pyramids

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

'Now that's an afro!'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

Sleeping Beauty

Coronavirus world

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Pyramid catflap...

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Souvenirs.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Mummy Beggar

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'