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Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Playdough's The Republic

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Higher wisdom...

Ten Commandments

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Goddess

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Lost and Profound.

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

On Holiday

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."