Ancient Wonder Wanderer T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Higher wisdom...

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Goddess

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

OM, SWEET OM

Lost and Profound.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

On Holiday

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

You are everywhere.

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."