Ancient Wanderer T-Shirts

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Tourists in Egypt

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Pyramid catflap...

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Goddess

Souvenirs.

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Mummy Beggar

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Lost and Profound.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

On Holiday

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

Stonehenge Books

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."