Ancient Wanderer Gifts

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Tourists in Egypt

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Life after death"

Pyramid catflap...

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Goddess

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

Lost and Profound.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

On Holiday

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

Stonehenge Books

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Playing Pyramids