Ancient Adventurer Gifts

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".

'Keep your eyes open... this place might be booby trapped!'

'It's a court order directing a restart of life support.'

Archaeologists discover that Easter Island heads are giant chess pieces.

Archaeologists discover writing on cave wall - I will not draw on walls.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

At the Museum

Ancient Racing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Physician tending a mummy.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Tourists in Egypt

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

You had me at vintage.

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

Goddess

Souvenirs.

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"I have a bad feeling about this."