Ancient Adventurer Gifts

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".

'Keep your eyes open... this place might be booby trapped!'

'It's a court order directing a restart of life support.'

Archaeologists discover that Easter Island heads are giant chess pieces.

Archaeologists discover writing on cave wall - I will not draw on walls.

At the Museum

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Tourists in Egypt

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

You had me at vintage.

Pyramid catflap...

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Goddess

Souvenirs.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Jurassic Country Club.